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Boone Source: Watauga & Avery Teams Secure Playoff Spots

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Watauga and Avery County Football Teams Secure Playoff Spots

The Pioneers Will Host Their First-Round Game, While the Vikings Prepare for an Away Matchup This Friday.

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Watauga Farmers Mkt NC's Best | Boone Source News

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Watauga County Farmers’ Market Crowned North Carolina's Best

The Market, Celebrating Its 53rd Season, Was Also Recognized Among the Southeast's Top Five in the 2026 America’s Favorite Farmers Market Competition.

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App State Fall Family Weekend & OT Win | Boone Source

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App State Celebrates Fall Family Weekend After Overtime Football Victory

The University Welcomes Visitors Following a Major Sun Belt Conference Win, Highlights Record Transfer Student Enrollment, and Prepares for Upcoming Basketball Season.

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Boone Source: Ex-Police Chief Robert Tester Dies

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Former Boone Police Chief Robert Tester Dies at 80

Mr. Tester Led the Boone Police Department for More Than a Decade Before Entering Full-Time Ministry, Leaving a Fifty-Year Legacy of Public and Spiritual Service in the High Country.

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Boone Taco Bell Demolition: Fast-Food Design Shift

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Boone’s Taco Bell Demolition Reflects Broader Shift in Fast-Food Design

The Blowing Rock Road Location Is Being Rebuilt, Signaling a National Trend Toward More Uniform, Efficiency-Driven Restaurant Architecture.

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Boone Woman Charged Death by Dist. in Son's OD | Watauga

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Boone Woman Charged with Death by Distribution in Son's Fatal Overdose Case

Shari Rogers Treadway, a Former Nurse, Faces Felony Charges Following Her Arrest in Connection with Her Son's November 2025 Death, Alongside Drug Diversion and Embezzlement Allegations.

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Boone Pinball Tourney at Level up Latte | Boone Source

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Pinball Enthusiasts Compete at Level up Latte, Driven by 'Love of the Game'

Thirty-Two Competitors, Including Students and Community Members, Recently Gathered at the Year-Old Boone Coffee Shop for a Flipper Frenzy-Style Contest, Driven by Passion for the Classic Game.

Sep 16

Boone Orgs Aid Hispanic Community in Watauga | Boone

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Boone Organizations Bridge Gaps, Build Trust for Hispanic and Latino Residents

Q’pasa Appalachia and the Immigrant Justice Coalition Are Fostering Community and Educating Residents, Even as New State Laws Impact Local Immigration Enforcement.

Sep 12

Mountaineer Tavern Brings App State Spirit to Boone

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Mountaineer Tavern Infuses App State Spirit Into Historic Boone Location

A New Restaurant Has Opened on Blowing Rock Road, Aiming to Become a Community Hub with Its University-Themed Atmosphere and Local Appeal.

Sep 12

boone Flock Safety Camera Controversy | Boone Source

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Boone Community Grapples with Flock Safety Camera Controversy

Students Protest Appalachian State's Use of License Plate Readers as Local Officials Discuss the Technology and Its Implications for Privacy and Public Safety.

Sep 12

boone Flock Camera Debate: App State Students Protest

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Flock Camera Debate Intensifies in Boone Amid Student Protests, Official Clarifications

Appalachian State University Students Protest the Campus and Town's Use of Automated License Plate Readers, While Mayor George and Boone Police Explain Their Limited Deployment and Policy.

Sep 10