Nov 6, 2026
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James London’s 40-Yard Field Goal in Extra Time Sealed a Dramatic 34-31 Victory for the Mountaineers Before a Sellout Crowd at Kidd Brewer Stadium.

Oct 24

Ramon Scott Sees Value in Appalachian State Keeping Their October 22 Home Game Against James Madison Close, Despite the Dukes' Unbeaten Record.

Oct 22

App State Faces James Madison, with the Dukes Preparing for a Dual-Threat Ground Game and Adapting to App State's Quarterback Situation Following an Injury to Starter Malachi Singleton.

Oct 22

Analysts Predict the Dukes' Ground Game Will Be Key in Tonight's Contest, Despite App State's Historical Home Field Advantage.

Oct 22

App State Will Meet James Madison at Kidd Brewer Stadium, with the Mountaineers Leading the All-Time Series and JMU Preparing for a Challenging Environment.

Oct 21

Appalachian State's Field Hockey Team Was Defeated 1-0 in Sudden-Death Overtime by the University of Vermont, with the Catamounts Securing Their Second Consecutive Victory.

Oct 19

The Chanticleers Will Debut Special Attire for Friday's Nationally Televised Contest, an Event the Program Uses to Showcase Unique Designs.

Oct 17

The Funding Will Broaden a Successful App State-Developed Model for Teacher-Directed Professional Learning, Focusing on Middle Grades Literacy Across North Carolina.

Oct 14

Conference Leaders Affirmed a Commitment to Evaluating Future Opportunities While Highlighting the League's Recent Success and Core Values Amidst Realignment.

Oct 12

Students Can Opt to Secure a Single Room in Double-Occupancy Dorms, a Practice the University Previously Offered in Years Prior to the Last Academic Year.

Oct 4

An Online Milk-Drinking Challenge Involving Several North Carolina Universities Has Seen Appalachian State University Removed From the Running by Its Satirical Host Account.

Oct 1

A Reopened Investigation at Cornell University and Local Appalachian State Data Highlight Critical Periods and Proactive Measures to Prevent Sexual Assault.

Oct 1

Appalachian State's Women's Tennis Team Achieved Significant Success at the Air Force Academy, Advancing to Several Finals and Quarterfinals in Both Singles and Doubles.

Sep 30

A 29-Year-Old Individual Faces Charges Following an Incident on West King Street That Left Two People with Significant Injuries.

Sep 29

App State Cross Country Continued Its Season with Strong Individual Performances, Preparing for the Upcoming Fire Tower Project at Home.

Sep 21

Major Construction Efforts Across Appalachian State University and the Town of Boone Are Moving Forward, with Key Infrastructure and Housing Projects Expected to Finish in the Coming Years.

Sep 18

Appalachian State's Field Hockey Team Faced a Challenging Contest at Home, Unable to Answer the Sustained Offensive Attack From the No. 6 Ranked Demon Deacons.

Sep 16

Thirty-Two Competitors, Including Students and Community Members, Recently Gathered at the Year-Old Boone Coffee Shop for a Flipper Frenzy-Style Contest, Driven by Passion for the Classic Game.

Sep 16

App State Defeated East Carolina University 27-24 in Dowdy-Ficklen Stadium, Moving to 2-0 on the Season.

Sep 15

Several Key Initiatives, From Downtown Infrastructure to Appalachian State University Facilities and Housing, Are Advancing with Projected Completions Ranging From Late This Year to 2028.

Sep 15

The Mountaineers’ Head Coach Faces New Challenges and Opportunities with 10 New Players and Two New Coaches for the 2026 Season.

Sep 12

Two Appalachian State Sophomores Recently Completed a Month-Long Expedition to Tanzania That Included Reaching Africa's Highest Peak, Delivering Humanitarian Aid, and Exploring the Region.

Sep 12

Students Protest Appalachian State's Use of License Plate Readers as Local Officials Discuss the Technology and Its Implications for Privacy and Public Safety.

Sep 12

Appalachian State University Students Protest the Campus and Town's Use of Automated License Plate Readers, While Mayor George and Boone Police Explain Their Limited Deployment and Policy.

Sep 10

App State Defeats In-State Foe 2-0 After a Defensive Battle, Extending Their Winning Streak.

Sep 8